Sunday, October 26, 2008

Afterfuck

A 15 minute tremor, measuring to 8.5 on a Richter scale, is all it takes to completely wipe out years of human establishments in a area, and will take a few more years to clean up the earthquake aftermath.... What about an afterfuck??

So, is a 15 minute of sudden rush of desire, complete hornyness and that slight moment of magic, all it takes to wipe out a believe held so close to one's heart? Not only that, it will take months and months for the person to recover.

I am not talking about genital mutiliation of course, like all my other thoughts, they are always something deeper within.

I have always considered myself a good, if not the best kisser. By holding your left hand up and curling your fist into the shape of an 'O', you can practice the art of kissing (and tongueing) any day, any time. Practise makes perfect. Then, there is also that 'as-seen-in-movie' raw sex that has the both parties screaming, moaning and orgasming in perfect harmony, like two become one. No doubt, the if they can do it, i can do it... better mentality has always been part of me growing up. So did my friend, Toby.

As a fellow 'Romancer' whom believes that hot sex is a must in any good relationship, Toby never has a self-esteem issue. Both of us think that we may be young still and in some ways lack experience, we are definitely a good catch. In the high seas, we are the Blue Finned Tuna.

However, that was until Toby experienced an Afterfuck. Over dinner, we talked and i have never seenToby that shaken before. Where did that confidence go??

Toby was seeing this fantastic lady some years his senior. For any normal human being, they would have recognised the fact that experience wise, Toby will have to take lessons if hot sex was to happen. However, I know for a fact that i will never acknowledge that, so does Toby.

On a date, everything was going smoothly, at her apartment, they enjoyed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, and when the clock strikes 10, Toby, being the cocky alpha male he thinks he is, decided to cut the chase and went for the kill. Inside his mind, he had planned a long passionate kiss as he finally has the chance to showcase his perfect-kiss, then he would go down the neck, as his lady's breath quicken and the rest will be history... so that is what he thought.

The kiss was only good for 3 seconds. Soon, there was teeth, not tongue, there was saliva everywhere, not passion. Lady was not letting poor Toby to slide down her neck as well, as she had reached of his 'Little Toby'. The story suddenly became wrong. What happen to the slow and sensual massage? The slow revealing of the final price, under those clothes? The 'Toby-taking control-and-in-charge' plan? It was bad... Toby freaked a little bit, got nervous and lost his mood.

The 'tremor' lasted for 15 minutes and no one came at the end. The fondling hands became tired, the lips became numb and the position, awkward. Afterall, it was a long day and a well deperved sleep seemed like a very good alternative. Lady thought that Toby was just shy as he was still inexperience and think that no climax is actually normal for a first timer.... Toby thinks that Toby needs to reassess himself big time. Thus, the dinner conversation he had with me.

Toby's Afterfuck was so valid. It got me thinking alot as Toby could be anyone, and could be me. We have the same opinion about ourselves. I wasn't as much sympathising for him as fearing for myself. What if it is not only me and Toby whom thinks we are a magician with a good wand? Other young, hot blooded men for sure have similar opinion about their two persons team.

Did that happen because Toby became shy, nervous, freaked out, lost control and closed up? Or did that happen because Toby was delusional about his skills on a bed, in denial about his sexperience, over estimating his dominion over a far more experience Lady and too believing in that 'two become one' notion?

Either or, the only advise I gave to Toby is to prove the Afterfuck wrong. Sometimes, things may happen but for a good reason. An earthquake aftermath may be a really bad thing but we never know if good things will come out of it as well as people unite their heart for the rescue and hope. An Afterfuck may not be a bad thing as it can be a very very very valid reason to see Lady again, and this time, 'do' her brainless.