Wednesday, October 22, 2008

WhatWomenWants.hotmen.com

What do women want?

Only God knows.

Women want shoes, thus explaining creation of the $400 per pair sub-species.
Women want bags, thus explaining the offspring of a male python and a cow- the $10,000 handbag.
Women want bestfriends forever with diamonds and pearls.
Women want... everything.

Inside that everything, i have learned that women want hot men... or at least one in their life.

Take my friend John, single, straight, sinful and superhot. With the 4 'S', he gets away with sleeping around. In this cosmopolitan new century, it may seem like the good life. While others wait a whole life for that night, he usually wait 3 days for that night.

Then there is Tom, not single, straight, sinful and superhot. He only has the 3 'S', but there is always a lady in his life. It seems like there was always a queue of women, waiting for him to be single again... and snatch him up.

Barry, not single, not straight, sinful and superhot. Not straight does not mean that he is gay... he is simply more adventurous and often has one of those infamous three way. Very Marilyn Monroe-esque.

Simon, not single, not straight, not sinful and superhot. Too confused, too innocent or too lost? He believes in marriage and will endeavor for sex only after marriage, but in this crazy city temptation abound.

Rob, single, straight, sinful.... and not hot...... No pussy. At least not hot ones.

So women want hot men. But what constitute of a hot men as the 4 'S' can mean different different things to people. Men can be either fully single, sorta single, single but wanna break up, single and ready to go, single and desperate, single but not available...... Men can be fully straight, sorta straight, straight but gay, straight but sooo gay, straight but confused at the moment.... Men can be fully sinful, sorta sinful, so sinful, anti-sin, not so sinful, acting sinful... Men can be hot to one but fugly to another.

So do we try to act as single as we can, as straight as we can, as sinful as we can and be as superhot as we can to get what we want, to be what women want? Are we the new century men where we use our beauty to lure the other women today? Long gone are the barbaric ways whom flaunted power and dominion.

The women of today don't need men to slay and skin that beast for dinner, they can buy them over the counter with the money they earn from their career, stored inside her expensive purse, strutting on her expensive shoe while showing off her own expensive bling.

Sure people do sleep their way to the top still. There is always that old-world charm of being wine and dined by someone of power and wealth.

It may be flattering to get a 'May i buy you a drink?' But it is divine to get the 'May I buy you an island' once in a while. I guess old habits die hard.

So for the not-so-hot men, they can perhaps work on their bank account (I have to start saving!!).