City of gAyngels (and the occassional fAiries)
Red: OMG x3!!
Blue: What?
Red: Look at them homos!!!
Blue: Dear Lord....
Purples: *after intense smootching* So.... so what...Fuck youuuuuu!!!
Is it me or is planet Earth becoming gay? Amongst war, poverty, natural disasters, global warming and stock market meltdown, is the Earth 'faggonising'? Or isit just me?
Sure, men were hunters and gatherers in the past. They cut down trees to build huts, slay Branchiosaurus for barbeque, started farming and making dams and brick houses. Women, on the other hand, does less physical work like organising the household, feed the baby and take care of their man. But today, men no longer hunt or gather. Men likes to take care of baby. Men likes to take care of themselves... and today, they also like to take care of their men.
So is everyone gay? Let's take today for example. I woke up, and drag myself to the toilet... there he is, my housemate, gay as gay
vamping his hair (fierce!) Then, i got on the tram to go to work, there he is, some gay who lives 2 blocks down who commutes the same tram as me everyday.Then i got into my office, there he is, my gay colleague (so gay!). Then i started to work through the day and face several of my clients... gay to gay to gay. Then i go home... some random gay talking on the phone (obviously wanting
everyone to know his glamorous lifestyle). Then i got home and watch the telly, guess who is on tv?? GAYS. Mmm... then i go to sleep. In my dreams, if i happen to be dreaming at some tropical paradise such as Hawaii, lying ont he beach and sipping, guess who is playing beach volleyball in D&G briefs.... you guess right... the adonis gay (show off!).
If you only you have counted how many times i mentioned the g-word. So iz gay in vogue? Iz gay the new generation? Iz gay the new 'it' status? Is it like the newest trend to drink Vitaminised Mineral water with vitamin C and riboflavin? Is gay, the new gay?
Lesbos included by the way.
Years ago, if you are gay, you are stones. Today, if you are gay, you are so winning the election (and erection as well). So in order to honour my gay friends, i would like to dedicate this post to all them jocks, bears, chubs, twinks, trans and sistas...
Growing up in a conservative Christian environment, we were taught that iz gay iz bad iz straight to Hell. Many interprets the forbidden fruit as sexual intercourse in the Bible. The devil tempted Eve with the fruit, or sex. Then Eve brought the fruit to Adam, whom had a bite. It is the original sin. So Eve had intercourse with the devil, then with Adam... which resulted in Cain and Abel. After both Adam and Eve realised the bodily pleasures of sex, they became ashamed and covered themselves up in clothes.Cain, the result of the devil and Eve, killed Abel who is of Adam and Eve. For sure God can make as many humans as He wants and we can totally not procreate. But what about love?
For love is the greatest of all, more so than faith and hope. In a city of immorality, lost and selfishness, I hope that everyone out there will find love, then faith and hope will follow...
Blue: What?
Red: Look at them homos!!!
Blue: Dear Lord....
Purples: *after intense smootching* So.... so what...Fuck youuuuuu!!!
Is it me or is planet Earth becoming gay? Amongst war, poverty, natural disasters, global warming and stock market meltdown, is the Earth 'faggonising'? Or isit just me?
Sure, men were hunters and gatherers in the past. They cut down trees to build huts, slay Branchiosaurus for barbeque, started farming and making dams and brick houses. Women, on the other hand, does less physical work like organising the household, feed the baby and take care of their man. But today, men no longer hunt or gather. Men likes to take care of baby. Men likes to take care of themselves... and today, they also like to take care of their men.
So is everyone gay? Let's take today for example. I woke up, and drag myself to the toilet... there he is, my housemate, gay as gay
vamping his hair (fierce!) Then, i got on the tram to go to work, there he is, some gay who lives 2 blocks down who commutes the same tram as me everyday.Then i got into my office, there he is, my gay colleague (so gay!). Then i started to work through the day and face several of my clients... gay to gay to gay. Then i go home... some random gay talking on the phone (obviously wanting
everyone to know his glamorous lifestyle). Then i got home and watch the telly, guess who is on tv?? GAYS. Mmm... then i go to sleep. In my dreams, if i happen to be dreaming at some tropical paradise such as Hawaii, lying ont he beach and sipping, guess who is playing beach volleyball in D&G briefs.... you guess right... the adonis gay (show off!).
If you only you have counted how many times i mentioned the g-word. So iz gay in vogue? Iz gay the new generation? Iz gay the new 'it' status? Is it like the newest trend to drink Vitaminised Mineral water with vitamin C and riboflavin? Is gay, the new gay?
Lesbos included by the way.
Years ago, if you are gay, you are stones. Today, if you are gay, you are so winning the election (and erection as well). So in order to honour my gay friends, i would like to dedicate this post to all them jocks, bears, chubs, twinks, trans and sistas...
Growing up in a conservative Christian environment, we were taught that iz gay iz bad iz straight to Hell. Many interprets the forbidden fruit as sexual intercourse in the Bible. The devil tempted Eve with the fruit, or sex. Then Eve brought the fruit to Adam, whom had a bite. It is the original sin. So Eve had intercourse with the devil, then with Adam... which resulted in Cain and Abel. After both Adam and Eve realised the bodily pleasures of sex, they became ashamed and covered themselves up in clothes.Cain, the result of the devil and Eve, killed Abel who is of Adam and Eve. For sure God can make as many humans as He wants and we can totally not procreate. But what about love?
For love is the greatest of all, more so than faith and hope. In a city of immorality, lost and selfishness, I hope that everyone out there will find love, then faith and hope will follow...
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