Handling the Truth

A: Hi Mr. Travel Agent (in a sultry tone).
J: Hi!
A: I like to go some where.
J: Well, where would you like to go?
A: I like to go somewhere hot and wet.... like your lips (proceed to advance and take in lips).
J: I can take you to heaven.... come into me (violent swift shoving action).

These days, the weather had taken a good turn, unlike the economy. Everyone is happy and eager to show some skin.
It got me thinking about honesty. Is it the best policy? Can people handle the truth?
If Denial is the hottest club in town, it will be full... all day everyday. People love to be in Denial.
On the other hand, people loves facts. The back of the youghurt cup has all the Nutrition Facts, too many actually.
Theories and hypothesis conjured by researchers, archaeologists and experimenters unendingly races towards the truth.

Then there is the truth.

Unlike Denial and Facts, people don't really like the truth. They say ignorance is bliss, truth will only bring sufferings to those who hear. So do we fake the truth? Do we bend the truth? Or do we ignore the truth?

How much honesty should there be in a relationship? If everyone is 100% transparent to one another, can a relationship work? As far as I know, relationship is based on trust and a little delusion from each party. Girl A will think that Boy B is the hottest and nicest person in town but Girl C thinks that Boy B is the complete loser. I guess one's Love Boat is another's Titanic. Then, there is also the fantasy part. With a little lace push up bra, a B cup can go to a C. Is that not honest then, since the truth is, the girl has B cup afterall.

It struck me like a whip on the Dominatrix.... have I been too honest in the relationship that it leaves no room for fantasy. Our brains are the biggest sex organs, and fantasy is the thing that drives it. If one had faked it at the start, to start the ball rolling, to get in the zone, and not be so truthful about the awkwardness, nervousness and the 'have to report the feelings', I am sure it will be alot better. It will be like roleplay. It breaks the ice, warms the body up and gets them relaxed. Once relax, then can one tap into the inner chakra, the tantric energy and the core muscles activation for the blood to flow like the stream of life. And before long, the 'life dew' will gush out like the Niagara in an 'Oh-my-goodness-me' manner.

So the truth is, the Truth may not be so good in some cases. A little mystery, a black veil and a translucent lace may be the thing. People should be smart enough to manicure the truth and present it in a manner that the other person can accept... or else what is the point of Truth when the person rejects it.

Afterfuck

A 15 minute tremor, measuring to 8.5 on a Richter scale, is all it takes to completely wipe out years of human establishments in a area, and will take a few more years to clean up the earthquake aftermath.... What about an afterfuck??

So, is a 15 minute of sudden rush of desire, complete hornyness and that slight moment of magic, all it takes to wipe out a believe held so close to one's heart? Not only that, it will take months and months for the person to recover.

I am not talking about genital mutiliation of course, like all my other thoughts, they are always something deeper within.

I have always considered myself a good, if not the best kisser. By holding your left hand up and curling your fist into the shape of an 'O', you can practice the art of kissing (and tongueing) any day, any time. Practise makes perfect. Then, there is also that 'as-seen-in-movie' raw sex that has the both parties screaming, moaning and orgasming in perfect harmony, like two become one. No doubt, the if they can do it, i can do it... better mentality has always been part of me growing up. So did my friend, Toby.

As a fellow 'Romancer' whom believes that hot sex is a must in any good relationship, Toby never has a self-esteem issue. Both of us think that we may be young still and in some ways lack experience, we are definitely a good catch. In the high seas, we are the Blue Finned Tuna.

However, that was until Toby experienced an Afterfuck. Over dinner, we talked and i have never seenToby that shaken before. Where did that confidence go??

Toby was seeing this fantastic lady some years his senior. For any normal human being, they would have recognised the fact that experience wise, Toby will have to take lessons if hot sex was to happen. However, I know for a fact that i will never acknowledge that, so does Toby.

On a date, everything was going smoothly, at her apartment, they enjoyed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, and when the clock strikes 10, Toby, being the cocky alpha male he thinks he is, decided to cut the chase and went for the kill. Inside his mind, he had planned a long passionate kiss as he finally has the chance to showcase his perfect-kiss, then he would go down the neck, as his lady's breath quicken and the rest will be history... so that is what he thought.

The kiss was only good for 3 seconds. Soon, there was teeth, not tongue, there was saliva everywhere, not passion. Lady was not letting poor Toby to slide down her neck as well, as she had reached of his 'Little Toby'. The story suddenly became wrong. What happen to the slow and sensual massage? The slow revealing of the final price, under those clothes? The 'Toby-taking control-and-in-charge' plan? It was bad... Toby freaked a little bit, got nervous and lost his mood.

The 'tremor' lasted for 15 minutes and no one came at the end. The fondling hands became tired, the lips became numb and the position, awkward. Afterall, it was a long day and a well deperved sleep seemed like a very good alternative. Lady thought that Toby was just shy as he was still inexperience and think that no climax is actually normal for a first timer.... Toby thinks that Toby needs to reassess himself big time. Thus, the dinner conversation he had with me.

Toby's Afterfuck was so valid. It got me thinking alot as Toby could be anyone, and could be me. We have the same opinion about ourselves. I wasn't as much sympathising for him as fearing for myself. What if it is not only me and Toby whom thinks we are a magician with a good wand? Other young, hot blooded men for sure have similar opinion about their two persons team.

Did that happen because Toby became shy, nervous, freaked out, lost control and closed up? Or did that happen because Toby was delusional about his skills on a bed, in denial about his sexperience, over estimating his dominion over a far more experience Lady and too believing in that 'two become one' notion?

Either or, the only advise I gave to Toby is to prove the Afterfuck wrong. Sometimes, things may happen but for a good reason. An earthquake aftermath may be a really bad thing but we never know if good things will come out of it as well as people unite their heart for the rescue and hope. An Afterfuck may not be a bad thing as it can be a very very very valid reason to see Lady again, and this time, 'do' her brainless.

WhatWomenWants.hotmen.com

What do women want?

Only God knows.

Women want shoes, thus explaining creation of the $400 per pair sub-species.
Women want bags, thus explaining the offspring of a male python and a cow- the $10,000 handbag.
Women want bestfriends forever with diamonds and pearls.
Women want... everything.

Inside that everything, i have learned that women want hot men... or at least one in their life.

Take my friend John, single, straight, sinful and superhot. With the 4 'S', he gets away with sleeping around. In this cosmopolitan new century, it may seem like the good life. While others wait a whole life for that night, he usually wait 3 days for that night.

Then there is Tom, not single, straight, sinful and superhot. He only has the 3 'S', but there is always a lady in his life. It seems like there was always a queue of women, waiting for him to be single again... and snatch him up.

Barry, not single, not straight, sinful and superhot. Not straight does not mean that he is gay... he is simply more adventurous and often has one of those infamous three way. Very Marilyn Monroe-esque.

Simon, not single, not straight, not sinful and superhot. Too confused, too innocent or too lost? He believes in marriage and will endeavor for sex only after marriage, but in this crazy city temptation abound.

Rob, single, straight, sinful.... and not hot...... No pussy. At least not hot ones.

So women want hot men. But what constitute of a hot men as the 4 'S' can mean different different things to people. Men can be either fully single, sorta single, single but wanna break up, single and ready to go, single and desperate, single but not available...... Men can be fully straight, sorta straight, straight but gay, straight but sooo gay, straight but confused at the moment.... Men can be fully sinful, sorta sinful, so sinful, anti-sin, not so sinful, acting sinful... Men can be hot to one but fugly to another.

So do we try to act as single as we can, as straight as we can, as sinful as we can and be as superhot as we can to get what we want, to be what women want? Are we the new century men where we use our beauty to lure the other women today? Long gone are the barbaric ways whom flaunted power and dominion.

The women of today don't need men to slay and skin that beast for dinner, they can buy them over the counter with the money they earn from their career, stored inside her expensive purse, strutting on her expensive shoe while showing off her own expensive bling.

Sure people do sleep their way to the top still. There is always that old-world charm of being wine and dined by someone of power and wealth.

It may be flattering to get a 'May i buy you a drink?' But it is divine to get the 'May I buy you an island' once in a while. I guess old habits die hard.

So for the not-so-hot men, they can perhaps work on their bank account (I have to start saving!!).

City of gAyngels (and the occassional fAiries)

Red: OMG x3!!
Blue: What?
Red: Look at them homos!!!
Blue: Dear Lord....

Purples: *after intense smootching* So.... so what...Fuck youuuuuu!!!

Is it me or is planet Earth becoming gay? Amongst war, poverty, natural disasters, global warming and stock market meltdown, is the Earth 'faggonising'? Or isit just me?

Sure, men were hunters and gatherers in the past. They cut down trees to build huts, slay Branchiosaurus for barbeque, started farming and making dams and brick houses. Women, on the other hand, does less physical work like organising the household, feed the baby and take care of their man. But today, men no longer hunt or gather. Men likes to take care of baby. Men likes to take care of themselves... and today, they also like to take care of their men.

So is everyone gay? Let's take today for example. I woke up, and drag myself to the toilet... there he is, my housemate, gay as gay
vamping his hair (fierce!) Then, i got on the tram to go to work, there he is, some gay who lives 2 blocks down who commutes the same tram as me everyday.Then i got into my office, there he is, my gay colleague (so gay!). Then i started to work through the day and face several of my clients... gay to gay to gay. Then i go home... some random gay talking on the phone (obviously wanting
everyone to know his glamorous lifestyle). Then i got home and watch the telly, guess who is on tv?? GAYS. Mmm... then i go to sleep. In my dreams, if i happen to be dreaming at some tropical paradise such as Hawaii, lying ont he beach and sipping, guess who is playing beach volleyball in D&G briefs.... you guess right... the adonis gay (show off!).

If you only you have counted how many times i mentioned the g-word. So iz gay in vogue? Iz gay the new generation? Iz gay the new 'it' status? Is it like the newest trend to drink Vitaminised Mineral water with vitamin C and riboflavin? Is gay, the new gay?
Lesbos included by the way.

Years ago, if you are gay, you are stones. Today, if you are gay, you are so winning the election (and erection as well). So in order to honour my gay friends, i would like to dedicate this post to all them jocks, bears, chubs, twinks, trans and sistas...

Growing up in a conservative Christian environment, we were taught that iz gay iz bad iz straight to Hell. Many interprets the forbidden fruit as sexual intercourse in the Bible. The devil tempted Eve with the fruit, or sex. Then Eve brought the fruit to Adam, whom had a bite. It is the original sin. So Eve had intercourse with the devil, then with Adam... which resulted in Cain and Abel. After both Adam and Eve realised the bodily pleasures of sex, they became ashamed and covered themselves up in clothes.Cain, the result of the devil and Eve, killed Abel who is of Adam and Eve. For sure God can make as many humans as He wants and we can totally not procreate. But what about love?

For love is the greatest of all, more so than faith and hope. In a city of immorality, lost and selfishness, I hope that everyone out there will find love, then faith and hope will follow...